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Scallops with Cardamom
This is a really simple and delciious meal that I adapted from a recipe I read for salmon. Personally I love scallops with a passion both for their texture and taste as well as their ease of cooking. All in all this recipe makes for a simple and tasty meal that is a joy to cook up. The ingredients are short and sweet and the method is pretty straight forward. I had to use frozen scallops in this recipe as it was done just after Christmas but always use fresh scallops if you
David Payne
Jan 112 min read


Seagrum The Dwarf
To celebrate the release of the latest and final version of the novel, Seagrum the Dwarf, I am including in this blog a bit of background about the origins of the tale and the main characters. There is also a link to the text of Chapter Three - An interview with a Vampire together with a spoken version of that chapter produced using an AI version of my voice through Resemble AI. The graphics are produced by Chat Gtp but all the text (warts and all) are proudly produced by hum
David Payne
Dec 26, 20253 min read


Christmas Halibut
We put an order in for a halibut from a well known food store and when we went to collect it on 23rd December it wasn't available. This despite being informed the day before that our order was ready for collection and so on. In fact they failed to deliver four of the nine items we ordered but let's not go there right now. So at 14:00 the day before Christmas Eve, our Christmas Eve meal had gotten lost in the ether. There was only one thing to do, of course. To head off to our
David Payne
Dec 26, 20253 min read


Malaysian Chicken Curry
This version is with chicken but the mildness of the dish would also compliment fish. Apparently Ling is a good substitute for catfish or monkfish or hake. Must try it sometime. Either way the wonderful colours of the curry reminded me of a journey that I have only taken in my mind to the Xandrian Quarters.
David Payne
Nov 5, 20253 min read


Apple Bread and Butter Pudding
We managed to pick up a decent bag of cooking apples from the Dartmouth Community Orchard in October and froze most of them after processing. Processing in this case meant peeling, coring and cutting into decent sized pieces. We also had the view that butter would prevent the apples going brown and so we melted butter and mixed it with the apples. We have since learned that this was actually pointless for this purpose. However it gave a nice base to a cooking mix. Anyway, we
David Payne
Nov 2, 20252 min read


Flash Fiction - The Swift's Tale
This is a short piece of writing taken from The Collector of Tales. Although the images are provided by Chat Gpt and the spoken voice by ResembleAI, the story itself is entirely my own work. I hope you like. If you'd like to listen rather than read then download here. The Swift’s Tale My pursuer had backed off and so I waited for him. Briefly he reappeared but soon faded back into the crowd as I continued on towards the square. Although I stopped to look back, I didn’t see
David Payne
Nov 1, 20254 min read


Il Tricolore
Some meals are simply perfect. Of course it is all a matter of preference but last night's offering to the gods of cooking has to be listed as being on a par with the best that I have experienced. It's not arrogance. After all I cooked it, ate it and tasted it and it was indeed for my own pleasure. It's reportage. So I am not up there in the presentation of the food but to me that's not what its all about.
David Payne
Oct 31, 20252 min read


Dartmouth - Food Festival
It's the weekend of 25th October and the 2025 Dartmouth Food Festival is in full swing. The wind and the rainy weather has given over to crisp cool sunshine with occasional light showers that you can usually see coming down the river valley. The Pelican of London, a splendid, three mast vessel moored up on the town quay, normally in pride of place as a focus of attention, is having to take second place to a whole swathe of marquees that are set up along the South Embankment.
David Payne
Oct 28, 20256 min read


Norway - Frognerparken
Oslo is home to Frogner Park, a municipal open space famed for the stunning Vigeland sculpture installation. Over 200 bronze and granite works by Gustav Vigeland depicting, I assume in his words, the breadth of human emotion and experience. The works took Vigeland from 1924 to his death in 1943 to complete (designing and modelling each piece himself) and when you look at the body of work it is truly a remarkable achievement. I am sure it is documented somewhere but I wonder
David Payne
Oct 20, 20253 min read


Moda arthropoda
Trilobites became extinct on our planet about 250 million years ago at the time of the Permian mass extinction. This was the greatest mass extinction recorded with something like 90% of all species being wiped out. It made the Dinosaur (KT) extinction look tame. These were marine creatures and so it is unlikely that on our planet they would have ever scuttled about around the feet of humans. But I guess it could have been! In any case, I chose to bring these marvellous creatu
David Payne
Oct 18, 20253 min read


Seagrum The Dwarf
Seagrum the Dwarf is a vivid, unflinching plunge into a decadent world of taverns, bounty hunters, witches, vampires, and bureaucratic corruption. At its heart stands Seagrum — a coarse, cunning dwarf whose vices, wit, and grim practicality make him both the story’s hero and its moral caution.
David Payne
Oct 13, 20252 min read


Chana dal with cauliflower
Continuing with the dal theme and following on from the Dal bhat that I reported on in September, here is another vegetarian recipe. It reflects our increasing move towards a less meat based diet. I am sure that there are recipes out there but this one was put together with the stuff that we had available. Not a little unlike the Collector of Tales in that his preference was always to make do with what was to hand, although in his case the concept of a no meat ( or fish) mea
David Payne
Oct 10, 20253 min read


Mezze
So we thought that we would do ourselves a cold mezze this week as an evening meal. The target was a mere four dishes that we would prepare more or less from scratch rather than buy from the supermarket. This was quite different to the hot mezze described in the novel Turtles Swimming in Sea Grass . The first task was the taramasalata so we headed off for the fish stall in the market to get some smoked cod roe. During the process of purchasing, we managed to discuss the abil
David Payne
Oct 3, 20255 min read


Mackerel
Our sortie to the fish stall in the marketplace on Saturday produced a couple of large mackerel amongst other things. The fish as always...
David Payne
Sep 30, 20253 min read


Seals
Well, we have lived at The Quay now for just over six months and last night I got my first close up of a grey seal whilst walking...
David Payne
Sep 26, 20252 min read


Cassoulet?
A cassoulet is a melange of rich meats, white beans, fat and aromatics, cooked slowly over many hours. The recipe here, although claiming...
David Payne
Sep 22, 20252 min read


Jollof
A jollof is a Nigerian dish of rice cooked with tomatoes. It is another of those one-pot dishes that pop up in the culinary landscape...
David Payne
Sep 19, 20253 min read


Butternut, garlic & red pepper soup
This is a simple recipe adapted slightly from the BBC Good Food website and a couple of other recipes that I have read cookery books. It...
David Payne
Sep 6, 20252 min read


Hake
This is a much under valued fish in the UK but is fairly popular in the mediterranean where apparently it is overfished. In the UK it...
David Payne
Sep 1, 20253 min read


Dartmouth Regatta
This year was the 180th year of this annual celebration where, for a few days, the town descends into a madness of noise and stalls and...
David Payne
Aug 31, 20254 min read
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